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(Paraphrased from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Event Book the Seventh: The Vile Village)
This week's dreadful makeup is of Esme Squalor while she impersonated a nurse at Heimlich Hospital in The Hostile Hospital Parts 1 & 2.
Esme declares herself as "Nurse Cassandra Ursula Terrific Elliandra-" and Olaf cuts her off before she can finish her name.
Esme has two different looks in the Hostile Hospital: first as a nurse, and the second has a Cruella de Vil on steroids kind of vibe.
Both disguises have similar eye makeup but different lip colors.
Lucy Punch as Esme Squalor in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Netflix adaption. Photo via snicket.wikia.com
Lucy Punch as Esme Squalor in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Netflix adaption. Photo via snicket.wikia.com
What Will You Need?
1. Gray-Taupe & Black Shadows: The gray for all over the lid and a matte black for tracing out the crease. Similar to Esme's Officer Luciana disguise here
2. Concealer & a Small Brush: If you're like me you will over saturate the crease with black shadow and need to thin it out. A small brush dipped in concealer works perfect.
3. Black Liquid Liner & a White Pencil Liner: A quick swipe of black liner on the top lash line and then run a white pencil liner in lower water line to make the eyes look wider.
4. Black Shadow, Lengthening Mascara & Lashes: Trace the black shadow along the lower lash line, apply mascara to top and bottom lashes, and add full, wispy lashes to give Esme's intense vibe.
5. Highlight Brow Bone & Inner Corners: With a bright white shadow or loose pigment apply a generous amount to the brow bone and inner corners of the eyes.
6. Contour, Highlight & Blush: I feel like this is a redundant entry from my recent posts and that it may be more helpful to just watch it in the video here
7. Lavender & Gray Lipstick: For Esme's first look I mixed a Lavender lip color with a deep gray lip color. For her second look, the gray lipstick worked on its own.
Esme's first lipstick look as the psycho nurse.
Watch the step by step video here:
Products:
Almay: Truly Lasting Color Liquid Makeup in Ivory
Urban Decay: Mushroom Eyeshadow
SLMISSGLAM: N15 Eyeshadow Brush
Urban Decay: Blackout Eyeshadow
Costal Scents:
Ipsy Pearl Limited Edition Brush (See Classic Precision Pencil Brush Small
Natural Brush)
AURORA: Pro Cover Up Concealer in Pale
Face Secrets: Concealer/Liner Brush
Mellow Cosmetics: Liquid
Precision Pen Eyeliner
Tru Rituals: Dual Ended Eyeshadow Brush
N.Y.C Color Cosmetics: White Eyeliner Pencil
It Cosmetics: Superhero Mascara
Urban Decay: Polyester Bride Eyeshadow
Coastal Scents: Ipsy Pearl Medium Shadow Brush
MAC: Pigment in Vanilla
Real Techniques: Accent Brush
NYX: Highlight
& Contour Pro Palette
Beaute Basics: C405 Contour Blush Brush
Beau Gachis: Illuminator (Highlighting Brush)
Tarte: Amazonian Clay 12-Hour Blush in Paaarty
Luxie Beauty: Dreamcatcher Tapered Highlighter Brush 522
NYX: Liquid Suede Cream Lipstick in Sway
NYX:
Liquid Suede Cream Lipstick in Stone Fox
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